In the past few weeks, I have, against my wishes and, yet, possessed by the spirit of lost consciousness made the following items dissappear:

1) My watch
2) My debit card
3) My lipstick
4) My car's remote lock battery
5) Many receipts
6) A bra
7) This really ghetto plastic chipped cup from the $.99 store that I kept on my desk and I swear someone stole (why?).
7) Some other things I can't remember but which make me spend hours of my life digging through my purse, desk, laundry, jackets, etc. like a crazy lady.

Sometimes said item will be in my hand one moment and then "Bam!" it's dissappeared into the ether. This has got to be a talent.

Just for today, I feel insane.