Today was my last day working on the other side of that big latex Orange Curtain. Aside from making me feel like a hairy feminist, the OC grew on me. Don't get me wrong, I do shave. But I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have a strand of hair on your body beneath the neck in the OC. What am I saying? If you've ever been in a locker room in LA, then you've seen the wave of 9-year-old hooches on grown women's bodies. The Hairless VJ Syndrome is an epidemic, if you ask me, but that's another issue...I don't know about the OC, but I'm going to really miss my girls here. Everywhere I go I adopt hot young girls, and support them to become strong and confident women. Maybe I should just be a full-time Big Sister.

But life is about growth, and if we don't move forward we become empty shells waiting for the Rapture to bring a different life.

Just for today, I'm moving on.