I think The Man is getting taller. Maybe it's the genetically modified food. Or maybe they are growing. I don't remember feeling so short. Or ethnic. And I do not look ethnic (hello blindingly white skin).

Working in advertising it's hard not to believe that if I were born with a penis and a foot higher, my life would be dramatically different. If you took the Tall White Men out of advertising you'd be left with a lot of attractive account people and project managers (and some guys connected with their feminine side), a token a black product guy and some short copywriters.

Just for today, I wish I were a tall, white male.