FADE IN:
INT. - CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
WOMAN (30's....kind of) sits down at LARGE CONFERENCE TABLE filled with WORK PEOPLE. OLDER IMPORTANT MAN (50's) is seated beside her. He is clearly IMPORTANT, but she doesn't know it...YET. She is new and still very CLUELESS.
WOMAN (still 30's...kind of) begins daydreaming (bad idea).
OLDER IMPORTANT MAN notices. He SUDDENLY SLAMS HIS FIST directly in front of CLUELESS WOMAN.
OLDER IMPORTANT MAN
Wake up!
WOMAN jumps. EVERYONE stares. Very AWKWARD.
SOME OTHER IMPORTANT GUY
Why'd you do that?
OLDER IMPORTANT MAN
To get her attention.
WOMAN
You got it.
Working in advertising is kind of like living in a television series written by God. That is if God were an eccentric southern white male with good people skills and a healthy respect for money.
Just for today, I work in advertising.



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