I played around with some application on Facebook and the next thing I knew my blog was appearing on the FB newsfeed. I decided this was a mysterious act of nature, and accepted the ensuing Writer's Block. It's one thing to write a blog for the silent mass of spammers, my mom, and about five good friends, and quite another to advertise my mental minutia to people I sort of know.

The problem with Writer's Block is it turns into Everything's Block. Then I don't know if I should do laundry or clean out my spice cabinet. My day becomes increasingly less inspired until I'm a Facebook drone. The only way to get out of it is to write the most boring blog possible, and then take a nap. That would be this one.

Just for today, I have Writer's Block.