A few weeks ago, I was fixing some broken-ness on this site, when I noticed my text link ads below. I had signed up for ads a few centuries ago, and as a result every year I get a check for $50. It's not the amount so much, as the idea of a check of unexpected money showing up in my mailbox.

Anyway, as I was scrolling down my site, I noticed the following ads:

Russian Mail Order Brides
Philippino Mail Order Brides

My site advertises MAIL ORDER BRIDES?!

Yes, I deleted the code immediately. But not before I got a check in the mail for $50. Not only was I unwittingly promoting the traffic of sex on my blog...I mean, the traffic of women looking for true love in America...but somebody was using my blog to find their mail order bride of choice....THAT IS SO GROSS! Excuse me, I have to go take a shower.

Ironically, I dressed as a pimp for Halloween.

Just for today, I'm giving my blog a shower, too.