One time, during a JV Basketball game in high school, one of our five person team got fouled out for calling the ref a "fucker." I'm sure he was, but you can't really play against a five-person team when you only have four players. I believe we were already down by God knows how many points. The ensuing humiliation went beyond reason, to the point where I hoped all those girls experienced the karmic repercussions of shoving our faces in deeper cow caca.

It hurts to lose. It really hurts to lose really bad. It really hurts to lose to guys with long hair.

Just for today, I feel your pain, Mexico.