"Your car needs more than a wash."

Hey, I didn't come here to get insulted, Mr. Car Wash Ticket Guy! Yes, I know my car is looking pretty ghetto. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I like it that way? Maybe I'm acting in solidarity with my immigrant, working-class peeps? We can't all afford to fix every little dent and scrape each time someone sends their grocery cart with the force of the space shuttle into our spot!

Ok, so I'm a little defensive. It's all looking ghetto, if you ask me. Except me, I'm not looking ghetto...just yet.

Just for today, it's time for an upgrade.