The sign of a mature Bitch is the ability to own her bitchiness without talking like one. In order to attain this state of inner-bitchdom, one needs to work on her Bitch Edit Function. Like all art forms, a Bitch-in-training must practice with the conversations and thoughts she has in her head. (Have I used the word "bitch" enough?...didn't think so, either...).

"I just think your behavior reeks of asshole."

Remove words after "reeked.

"I just think you should save your bullshit for a low self-esteem (insert stereotyped group...sorority, etc. ) girl."

Remove everything in parentheses, possibly remove the word "bullshit." (hmmm, leave "bullshit" in).

"I'm just not into the whole free love thing."

This passes the bitch clearance test. However, substitute "free love" with "booty call."

"I'm a more 'take me out to dinner' kind of booty call."

Save that line for after he runs into you with date.

"You should really see a doctor to see if you can do something about your spine."

Too sarcastic.

"Have you heard of cash for clunkers?"

Too jacked up.

"Can I help you?"

Just for today, I can practice my Bitch Edit Function.