As an over-worked, over-consuming shell of a human being, I no longer have creative thoughts, just sound bites connected to compulsive cravings. Usually, it's "chocolate," at which point I harangue (word choice?) Food Guy for anything with a chocolate-like flavor (fudge-cicle?). Sometimes, it's "iced espresso" or "cute salsa skirt," Today, it was "pinkberry," which is weird because frozen yogurt usually holds all of the appeal of a corn dog that's been in the freezer since time began. But I'm past the point of questioning my cravings, if it's chocolate covered avocado and bacon sandwich, then so be it. (God, help me if I'm ever pregnant. So, I drove my ass to the strip mall on the corner where am empty pinkberry store waited for me in all it's Korean-decor glory and ordered the plain with chocolate chips and promptly inhaled it.

Just for today, I can satisfy my cravings.