I went to a new hoo-hoo doctor (the gyno) because I didn't like my my old one. I was told that I would have had to wait longer for a female doctor, and so I braced myself for some gynecological weirdness. After my experiences with Creepy Republican Doctor, I pretty much felt like I could deal with anyone in the name of gynecological health.

I waited in the semi-nude when a Asian teen-ager walked in the door. I was about to tell him that he had the wrong room and that the bathroom was across the hall when he stuck out his hand and introduced himself.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Choi. I went to Harvard Medical school and I only tell you that because I look very young."

I spent the next half hour discussing my v-jay-jay with someone who looked like the guy who set the AP Calculus curve, and who I seemed pretty sure hadn't spent much time with a hoo-hoo outside of the examination room. Why short Asian men opt for gynecology is a mystery, but I figured I'd save that question till we know each other better. Though, at this point, I'm not sure how much more intimate I can get.

Just for today, I can bond with my gyno.