I'm taking it up a notch. I'm turning up the Bitch Volume to 11. I'm now officially entering bi-otch territory. I wish I had started this sooner. However, at this rate, I'm still on schedule to becoming a crazy free-spirit old, like Ruth Gordon's character in Harold and Maude (except, hopefully, I won't be sleeping with 16-year-olds...or maybe?...I'm not going to stand in judgment of my future old lady self).

I definitely want to be dancing salsa like this 87-year-old Salsera..

Just for today, I hope to age bi-otchily.