I need a new line of work, and I've been thinking of selling salsa dances...with me, that is.

I read an article, recently, about clubs in New York where working class men pay women to dance with them. Just dancing, nothing else (at least, according to the article). Shoot, I thought, I've been doing this for free. I mean, I won't sell all of them. Just to the guys that I wouldn't want to dance with. I was thinking of charging two dollars a song, and then I remembered that there are some painfully long salsa songs. Long songs with off-beat dancers = $10. I think it's a deal.

Just for today, I can explore new forms of income.