I have the same conversation with Salsa Guys all the time. Salseras are a different story; we actually talk. But with the guys it's always the same drill...

"Where did you go last night?"

Translation: Did you have a date or is your tail still on the market?

"Where are you going tonight?"

Translation: Do I have the opportunity to chase your tail tonight or wait till another time?

"Where are you going tomorrow night?"

Translation: I'm working on other tail at the moment...maybe we can postpone.

Yes, I'm that cynical.

Just for today, I can translate questions asked by Salsa Guys.