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Holiday Rant (I'm Going To Therapy In An Hour So Bare With Me...)

I hate the stupid holidays!! (Ok, that felt good...).

I hate shopping (unless, it's for me)! I hate stupid office holiday parties attended by over-worked, emotionally shut-down, drunk employees who make fun of the cheap-o white elephant gifts, and then go back to work (not kidding)! (But the wine wasn't bad...) I hate buying overpriced organic soap for relatives I neither really know nor understand because I can't think of anything else! I hate chocolate! No, wait...I love chocolate! I hate that I can't stop eating it! (I can't love things in a rant). I hate that I can't love things in a rant!! I hate the cold! (There we go...back on track). Why is it cold in Los Angeles?! I moved here so I could roller-blade on Christmas day!! Not work in a ski parka...

Ok, I've exhuasted my hate...

Just for today, I can hate the holidays in 80's Dennis Miller rant-style.

Posted on December 22, 2008 2:02 PM |

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