It's one thing to find out that your Junior High School crush is bald, and quite another to find out that the Hottie from high school who (surprisingly) wanted to come over to study with you for that AP Something test, is, well, still hot...especially, while shouldering that adorable baby. As I float in the wake of an ever increasing amount of ships, boats, life rafts, (does this metaphor even make sense?), I have to ask myself what part I have in these many missed opportunities. Is this all because I didn't know that when a guy asks to come over to "study for a test" and afterwards proceeds to hem and haw by the door for twenty minutes" that it means that he wants to make-out with you?

Just for today, I can Facebook with old friends (not to mention, make up new verbs).