The best thing about the Holidays is eggnog. In fact, eggnog is the best thing about December. However, I can't say eggnog created with the intention of being consumed in large quantities because after a quarter of a cup you're good until next Christmas. So, whatever you do, don't drink a whole eggnog latte.

Target, in December, is the worst place in the world. It's like a stampede at an Indian Hindu temple. What was once a sacred place of worship, becomes sullied by the selfish needs of the masses (my needs are never selfish). Whatever you do, don't go to Target!

I sent a Facebook message to a classmate who I hadn't seen in at least 15 years. For some reason, when I started writing the message, my teen-aged verbal skills re-emerged.

"Hi! How are you?! OMG! So weird! I can't believe it! It's so good to see you!!!"

Have I evolved at all since I was 16?

If you want to stay sane, best not to spend too much time on Facebook around the holidays as Facebook Overwhelm Syndrome is likely to exacerbate normal holiday stress.

Just for today, I can avoid feeling crazy.