...as in, I bit the dust. Or, I made love to the pavement. I was jogging towards the beach where I usually run in the late evening on nights when I don't have anything to do.
I used to be scared of night time running due to the fact that beach is the perfect place to rob somebody because nobody could hear a person screaming. But at night, the only people I see are probably too high to run after me, let alone wrangle me.
Anyway, danger aside, I was heading out of my apartment and towards the beach when I looked out and noticed an exceptionally dark night. (Many moonlit nights are actually really bright and I can see my shadow). However, this night was dark, and I was thinking it looked kind of scary when the next thing to know I was flat on the pavement. Nobody saw me (except God), and after that I went on my merry way.
There's really no other point to this story...
Just for today, I can fall down.