I havn't been watching the Olympics because I got sucked (or suckered myself) into this sometimes trashy, soft-core porn ShowTime series "Tell Me You Love Me" (on Netflix).

It's about couples going to therapy, and it turned into something like a ten hour movie with lots of front frontal nudity and no plot. I applauded the pioneering attitudes toward geriatric sex during the scene in which the 65-year-old therapist gives her husband a BJ. However, later, it got to be a bit much for me when she started saying things like "Fuck me!" and being multi-orgasmic. As much as I want to revolutionize sexual attitudes, I still want to keep my warm fuzzy feelings about grandmothers.

Just for today, I can get suckered into TV.