The downside of being a Sweat Drenched Salsa Slime Beast is:

1) Must do a LOT of laundry
2) Can only dance with other Slime Beasts because like water, SDSSB's seek their own level.
3) Can only attract men who find the the SDSSB look sexy or "beautiful."
4) Constantly thirsty [though, I started bringing the magical (i.e. alkaline) water with me to the clubs and it seems to keep me more hydrated].

The upside of being a SDSSB is:

1) Detox like a mofo
2) Skin looks great
3) Sweat works like really great hair gel if you don't wash your hair the next day
4) Good way to gross out unsavory characters (unless they like SDSSB look)

Just for today, I can look at the positive side of being a slime beast.