Today, Evil Flash Programmer took me out to lunch and gave the download on married life. Apparently, after only a few months of marriage, EFP's Brazilian Bride proved unfaithful. Fucking bitch.

Not that I said anything to that effect to Evil Flash Programmer. I was very supportive and full of cliches like, "Relationships are hard," or "At least she's trying," or "We can't control things, sometimes. " That's how I am with all people who I care about. Outwardly supportive of their relationship, but, inwardly, keeping score. I left feeling sad. I hate to see Evil Flash Programmer unhappy. The crap we put up with all for the fantasy of love.

Well, at least I don't have that problem now.

Just for today, I can have lunch with Evil Flash Programmer.