They go with my slutty dress. I'm a little worried that the Over Thirty-Five Fashion Police might come after me, but I'll deal with them (in their high collar Talbot's outfits) when I have to. I mean, really, if I can't wear fun clothes from here on out I may as well keel over. So, I'll just be judged a little. It hasn't hurt Madonna. I'll just hang out with the inappropriate crowd at cocktail parties. That's the nice thing about being weird, you can do whatever you want.

I heard someone say once, "Money comes and goes, but I"ll never be (insert age number) years again."

Just for today, I can wear gold tights with my slutty dress.