I'm in Coffee Shop Land right, as usual. Right in front of me a guy is talking on his cell phone as if we were at a Lakers game. I know I've done the same thing, but when I do it, I don't have to listen to myself from three feet away. This is far more annoying.

I gained a few pounds. No big deal, just hope it stops here. However, I'm wearing the jeans that cut off the blood circulation on my right thigh under normal circumstances. Then I ate a breakfast burrito. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm turning purple.

I had a wardrobe malfunction yesterday on the 3rd street promenade whose end result was my skirt down to my knees (I was wearing some pretty sheer tights). There were only about a few dozen non-salsa dancers standing around watching. Now that I think about it, I should have passed a hat...see, that's my problem, I don't think like an entrepreneur.

Just for today, I can celebrate Monday.