Ok, so today I've got two very loud improv actors sitting behind me broadcasting the status of their careers to the entire land of coffee (from here to South America). Other than that there's a pretty chill vibe in Coffee Shop Land. No Screaming Children, no Creepy Men, just lots of people listening to Journey and reading The Onion in this metropolitan city on this 14th day of May 2008 (OMG/WTF?...did you see that? I don't even know WHAT MONTH IT IS?!...things are worse than I thought...). FYI, today is the 14th of APRIL 2008 (this is what lack of structure does to people like me).

Years from now people will ask us what we were doing as the earth headed towards environmental, economic and spiritual combustion, and I'll have to say that we were helping the world by getting caffeinated, laughing at social parody, and enjoying that mysterious happy pill of 80's music. And creating a Good Vibe is, at least, something...(I did volunteer to make calls for the Hilary Clinton campaign and my favorite response was, "Is she a Democrat or Republican?").

Meanwhile, I continue to procrastinate working on my over-serious Opus, making decisions about my life (hello, job?), and washing the bucket of bird shit that landed on my car over the weekend. It must have been a giant bird (what are they eating these days? colon cleansers?...that stuff works for me). I heard that it's good luck, so I think I'm good for the next decade (however, between the white splash, dents, and trashed license plate, my car is looking ghet-to).

God, help me. I'm beginning to bore myself.

Here's some inspiration for anyone patient enough to get through my babble:

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell

Just for today, I can enjoy procrastinating with my boring blog.