I'm visiting my family for a few days, and am currently staying at my dad's house where I recently finished having dinner (ribs, ravioli, and salad) with Dad, Dad's Girlfriend, Her Kids, Aunt (it's her birthday today), and Cousin.

During dinner my father did some classic Dad Things, like bet me $50 that I was born cesarian when I know full well that I came out of my mother's vagina (because she's recounted the story of my birth to me, in detail, every birthday for the past 36 years). Then, he bet another $50 that he took me to see Star Wars when it first came out sometime after 1980. Now, being a card carrying member of Princess Leia Fan Club (I, actually, have a card somewhere), I also know full well that Star Wars was released in 1977.

At least now I know where I get my bad gambling instincts.

Just for today, I can have dinner at my dad's house.