Actually, I was laid off. My friend used the expression "shit-canned" and I just liked it. It's so white trash.

I'm actually excited, scared, in need of a caffeine-fix. Just overwhelmed by a new life adjustment.

My primary concern right now is health insurance. What I'm learning is that even if I were a billionaire, one irregular pap smear and I'm ineligible for the most ghetto HMO. As a society, we are truly fucked. As soon as I can find some ghetto insurance, I'm going to hop onboard the revolution that Michael Moore has started...

My goal is to blog every day during this time. Thanks for being a witness to this important time in my life.

Just for today, I can be shit-canned.