...it's just one big serving of an afternoon coma (with no cheese or fries).

Through the haze of my Fat Burger Coma (followed by three chocolate Macadamian nuts...not a recommended diet for high productivity), I heard the words "It won't be the first time I was right and everyone else was wrong." Spoken like a true Evil Flash Programmer. Apparently, everything works in his world and we're all crazy.

I spent last night on a date with my 77-year-old high school Spanish teacher who kicked me out of his class in the second week of 9th grade. I cried. Now he's my friend, thus, giving the practice of tough love big points in my book. I'll have to remember that next time a boyfriend decides to throw a tantrum in my apartment.

Just for today, I can eat coma-inducing foods.