I told Evil Flash Programmer that it took me a year to realize the extent of his evilness and he's lucky about that because his friendship is a rare exception to my anti-evil policy. He went on to say that he married his wife because she has chosen to be with him despite his inherent evilness. I responded that that's what all married men say and that's probably why I'm not married (that and the fact that I'm not sure I want to see the same person every day...)...

Just for today, I can be honest with my friend, Evil Flash Programmer.