Last night I was introduced to a new salsa dance move which I'll call, "Hump The Guy Against A Wall." I'm not sure how it goes (call me a prudish novice, but I would have needed some serious alcohol to participate) but I believe it entails the guy standing up against the wall while the woman performs some kind of stripper action on him (in the name of art). What transpired was the poor guy leaning against the wall and while I shook my head no (on the beat). I have to say, I did admire his spirit. I wish I could pursue my writing career with the same unflappable energy and fearlessness towards rejection.

Just for today, I can learn new dance moves.