I had a session with my Eyebrow Lady on Friday (I just couldn't keep plucking them while driving) and plopped down on her chair in exhaustion from the work week. She told me that in Iran people work very hard and, yet, unlike in America, they have plenty of energy to go out every night. But do they do Power Yoga three times a week? Didn't think so. I think I'm right in assuming that this torture is unique to Americans working out their perfectionist issues as related to body image AND spirituality ( as in "I am living SO much more in moment than blanketyblank!"). Between all the physical and mental exertion, who has time for real life experiences? In Iran there is a special night of the week considered to be particularly conducive to procreation (Thursday...odd, I know). I think what she has really been trying to tell me over the past seven years (I think I need to start taking notes) is that Americans (like me) need to have more guilt-free, unencumbered sex. No argument here...

Just for today, I can listen to my Eyebrow Lady.