I am grateful for the following on Thanksgiving Day!

1) That all my diseases are spiritual maladies and not things like leprosy and plague (let's hear it for the 21st century!).
2) That my only food-related worry on this day is that I might eat too much pumpkin pie (which I did).
3) That not only do I have family to spend the holiday with, but I want to spend time with them.
4) That my sinuses are clear.
5) That the Democrats won the house and senate (it's as if a dark cloud has been lifted...partially).
6) That I still have some fabulous years ahead (and if they have to be single years as well, then so be it).
7) That I don't know what it is to sleep in the freezing cold.
8) That I can spend time with my sister watching videos on YouTube.
9) That my boobs still have some solid firm shape (don't know how much longer that'll last)..
10) For Trader Joe's.

Just for today, I am grateful.