What if Brad and Angelina's baby looks like a prune face?

Why does my hair look the best when I stick it underneath the hand dryer after I swim? And can I have one of those installed in my apartment?

Do I like those shirts that flair out because on some unconscious level I'm pretending to be pregnant?

Are the clothes at Forever 21 really made by little kids in China, and if so, am I evil for being happy that jackets were on sale for $10 a piece? (Do I really need to even ask this one?...this is not an official question).

Does it mean I'm not fit to be a mother if I refuse to ever clean up anybody's puke, not even my own child's?

Is forgetting that there was an election today a sign of my degeneration?

Do I need to read anymore? (Cuz I've read enough...it's starting to be redundant).

Do I need a vacation really, really bad? (I think we know the answer...).

Just for today, I can ask questions.