There aren't words to express how inspired I was by the Madonna concert...but I'll try. Here goes...I WAS SO FUCKING INSPIRED BY THE MADONNA CONCERT! Unlike this season's "The Sopranos" (sooooo dissappointing...), she is worth the wait and the hype.

If ever I fear that I might offend some potential suitor with my un-lady like candor (which is...really, so annoyingly tame...I mean I used the F-word ...big deal), I need only remind myself that Madonna is a successful money-making machine of a woman who does things at 47 like grind on a speaker and stick her finger down her pants and then lick it (not exactly my style, but provocative is always good)...AND YET is still married to a nice looking successful man ten years her junior, and seemingly unthreatened by her immense power (I mean if he were, would he have stuck around this long?). In other words, she is a beacon of hope for all powerful women who fear that their success might threaten the fragile egos of eligible men (which is NOT ALL MEN...'kay?). And not only that, but she rocks, wears cool clothes, and has, at 47, the body of a very petite teenaged super-model. Thanks Madonna for inspiring me to get my co-dependent head out of my ass (not to mention to yoga this morning...damn, I want those legs) and to EXPRESS MYSELF!!!

Just for today, I am inspired by Madonna.