Listen up, cuz this is important to you ladies starting out on the (what?) "single scene" in this land of plenty of sexualities. There are three very important words for single women looking for a man in LA:

1) Are.
2) You.
3) Gay.

There is some serious sexuality confusion out there. Men who claim to be straight tell me they like my bag and shoes. Men who claim to be gay are totally flirtatious.

Just for today, we can all get the facts straight (no pun intended).