I'm going to enjoy this moment. Yes, it's that time of month when my eyebrows and my toes look perfect (because I just got a pedicure and an eyebrow fix). Normally, I wait until my eyebrows are all scraggly to appreciate the time when they were these finely plucked perfect arches above my eyes.

This past week I mistook not one, but two gay men for heterosexuals. It seems that straight men have been so metrosexualized that my normally non-functioning gaydar is even more challenged. What is going on out there?! Why can't things be simple?!

At least I have a pedicure.

Just for today, I can be grateful for the little things.