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New Year's Resolutions

My new year's resolutions are as follows:

1) Keep clear of people who claim that God speaks to them. (Just because you hear voices, doesn't mean that they are from God).

2) Be kind to everyone.

3) Only quote "Sixteen Candles" once every six months. Any more constitutes acting out on a weird obsession.

4) Love freely, but protect myself.

5) Eat more Trader Joe's stir fries.

6) Blog more.

7) Put money away.

8) Be good to myself.

9) Don't worry so much about eyebrows.

10) Enjoy life.

More to come...May the best come in 2006!

Comments (3)

Kate:

Jackson Pollock is awesome now that I know more about him. I kind of psychotically love him now, so I'm sorry I dissed him before. Good luck with the resolutions, because they are awesome.

Stella:

Thanks, Kate!

laura:

What would we talk about if we didn't quote Sixteen Candles?

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