I'm sending a business letter out tomorrow and I did two things to it (the letter) to try to insure that its repurcussions are positive: I asked my grandmother's spirit to bless it and I graced it with a "Muppet" stamps.

I can't tell you how happy I was the day I discovered that the U.S. Postal Service had (finally) created "Muppet" stamps. I don't care what anyone says, the original Muppets are the greatest creative inspiration of the twentieth century. These characters represent all my character flaws, from my narcissism (Ms. Piggy), to my self-delusion (Fozzie Bear) (...in another life I would write a disseration on this...)

Anyway, I put the stamps featuring "Animal" on my letter to symbolize my raw animal instinct.

Just for today, I can embrace my inner-Muppets (the original ones...not the knock-offs).

P.S. I just want to put out an amends to my little sister for telling her that she looked like a Muppet. You don't look like a Muppet. It was just the way you laughed that one time.