I can't believe Bush is heading an investigation on the failure of the federal government to respond adequately to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
What IS he thinking? Possibilities, include:
"What a mess. Who's running this show anyway?!"
"Thank God for the foreign aid! If it didn't come along, we'd never be able to pass the tax cut."
"Are they sure that New Orleans is America? Are they absolutely sure?"
Just for today, I can offer scathing criticism of our nation's "leader."
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When I first saw that headline in the news, I thought it was an article from the Onion.
Don't be surprised if Bush might also say,
"If America will face a full-scale tragedy in the future, waiting for four days isn't THAT long. If there's one thing I learned on the ranch, if you wait long enough, it'll just dry itself out....hey, you know what? you know what that town needs? More casinos!"
"But they're poor! What do you mean they're not going to want to move back after having to relocate for a few years?...Look at Galveston! They were hit once, and they're still doing okay."
Posted by vangohs_ear76 | September 8, 2005 10:17 PM
In the words of Barbara Bush, "How nice for THEM" (i.e., people she would never consort with...)
Just when I think it can't get worse, that he can't possibly do anything more wacked...it does. It's amazing. It's like living in an SNL skit, except it's real.
Posted by Stella | September 9, 2005 10:44 PM