I got a pedicure and chose the color purple thinking it would bring my feet to a new level of hipness. I didn't think realize that I had chosen the same shade of purple that my toe becomes when I stub it against something. So now I look like I have ten injured digits on my feet. However, they do match my yoga mat now which gives me something to focus on instead of the fact that after six months I can still only barely touch the floor when I bend over.

Just for today, I have purple toes.