I have heard that if you send love to parts of your body that are ill, you will heal faster. I just spent the last hour in bed telling my bladder affirmations so that it will heal from its 54th infection. I've been saying things like, "You are a unique and beautiful bladder" and "You are strong and function well."

It's all my fault because I'm not supposed to drink caffeine, but like any addict I have ignored this advice, hoping against hope that somehow I'm not doing ill to my body. How foolish of me. Oh, bladder, I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!

Just for today, I love my bladder.