Get ready, Los Angeles! My dad's coming to town. I know you got freeways to jam and all, but fun with a capital F is almost here!

My father is more fun than I know what to do with. My ideas of fun seem to fall flat like week old stale tortilla chips in the face of his full enchilada combo of F.U.N (with plenty of guacamole...remember, the lime juice is the key ingrediant in guac). For a man over 60, he possesses a monumental amount of energy. In one day we could easily go to Universal Studios AND Disneyland AND still have time for a bike ride along the strand, movie, and dinner at his favorite Italian restaurant (Alejo's). Fortunately, I've taken a lot of naps lately and am about to meditate.

Just for today, I look forward to my father's visit.