Venturing from the The Apartment of Sand and Isolation, I sometimes babysit at the House of Food and Love in hopes that by doing the work I did when I was 14 I will miraculously cease to age. While I may physically be 32 years in the physical universe, give me a nice home with lots of good food and fun kids running around and I am indeed ageless. And as an ageless person, I find it totally appropriate to eat lots of cookies, read People magazine (LOVE THAT PUBLICATION...what's so wrong about vapid gossip?) and watch movies that get replayed on cable more frequently than the sun spins around the earth (what's so wrong with watching Alien 3 for the 18th time?...trust me, there will be other lifetimes!).

Everything is fun at the House of Food and Love. I highly recommend such a gig for childless women in their 30's who are unhappy with society's requirements for age appropriateness (I happen to LIKE Forever 21).

Just for today, I can babysit at the House of Food and Love.