My relationship is in the toilet, I will soon be unemployed, and I broke my sugar abstinence at the office X-mas party with a giant piece of pecan pie that I inhaled like a smoker in a French bar.

On a positive note, my guacamole was a big hit (and no, nobody got trashed and fell into the punch bowl this year...so boring). The guacamole dish was wiped clean.

Just for today, I have an awesome guacamole recipe (fresh lime juice is what gives it a kick).