I had about five or six REALLY FUNNY things to say today...something about how I ask everyone how much they pay for cable, even though I've never had it in my life (I'm telling you...High-lar-i-ous. You would have died.). But at some point in my day, some time during my obsessive search of the cast of Sixteen Candles on IMDB or for any kind of cure for my recurring UTI (I know all about the cranberry juice...please, I've digested enough to burn a hole through a space shuttle...I'm looking for new ideas)...I FORGOT all the very funny, publishable, self-deprecating, non-offensive things I've had to say.
And I think I know why.
I think it's because I'm tired of being FUCKING SELF-DEPRECATING and NON-OFFENSIVE. (I know I've written some unkind things about our re-elected president, but so has half the country...). The point is that I think it's about time I've started offending some people, my e-mail box is lonely for hate mail. So, here goes...
I saw the film (let's face it, it's a film, not a movie), "Kinsey," and I didn't really like Liam Neeson's performance. I thought it was a little boring. And the scenes where John Lithgow plays his father (and Liam played young 23-year-old Kinsey) were weird. There you go! Let me have it!
Just for today, I can be offensive.
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Oh man, you really ripped them a new asshole! I mean, you sure didn't pull any punches with that entry. I think even I might have been offended, and I have virtually no moral standards or concepts of propriety/appropriateness. I mean, "a little boring"?!?!?! SHIT! You're about to get smacked by somebody!
But seriously, Solange, what have you got to lose by going balls-to-the-wall psycho on here for once? I mean, I think we all love your mild mannered, well thought out analizations of the things that go on with you and around you- but I find it hard to believe that your opinions of things are so even-keeled all the time. Even when you were pissed at Bush, you never once told him to fuck himself or suck anyone's dick.
Let's see some fervor! Let loose with some unadulterated rage or love or boredom or whatever you've got. I'd be stoked to see what you can come up with.
Furthermore, have you thought about revamping the site at all? Maybe just changing the font? Not a major issue whatsoever, but you might want to consider it. I'm not telling you how to do your job here, it's just that I don't feel that your cutting wit and often Woody Allenesque sense of neuroticaly dark humor is best represented by comic sans.
Posted by Kate | November 21, 2004 1:13 AM
Right, I would agree. Maybe a nice bookman old style or Estrangelo Edessa. Verdana?? can't really feel for stella with comic sans....not that fonts are going to change stella's worldview, but maybe stella will find writing in a different font cathartic.
Posted by daphne | November 23, 2004 5:45 PM