I've got to be honest. I feel like I'm writing for the electrical currents of spam that have been invading my comments like the foot fungus I got in the 10th grade. So, I'd like to send a big "Hello" to Gay Porn and Debt Consolidation before I go further into the depths of my comforting self-pity. I know the world doesn't need any more bitterness, but it's just SO FUN to reflect on the nature of my pain and isolation. It's almost as fun as deleting comments from my good friend, Online Casino, and the truck load of spam I receive in my six-year-old yahoo account. At this point, I may as well spam some sky writing of my own e-mail to porn companies and faux pharmaceutical companies across cyber space. Just TAKE IT, already! Just unload all those desensitizing e-mails that you KNOW some lonely soul will buy to numb out the pain he feel because his mom never saw that he really was born to play the flute in a Gregorian choir (which, I know, doesn't exist...which is probably why he's depressed). I can't fight it anymore. The creepos win. I stand (or sit) defeated.

Just for today, I can take comfort in my bitterness.