Some day I hope to carry the peaceful vibe of our helpful Eastern European computer tech guy who I will call "Boris" (only because I'm shamefully ignorant of the vast spectrum of Eastern European). Anyway, Boris is so chill! He's like an island of peaceful waterfalls amid the frenzied, neurotic, hellaciousness that is the standard "It doesn't work!...help me!...I'm helpless and I hate life!" insanity that frequents my office (mostly by me).

I don't know what his secret is. But I wish I did.

Just for today, I can have a model of peace in my peaceful friend Boris.