I have long sense repressed my "Inner Bi-otch," not to be confused with my "Inner Big Black Woman" or my "Inner Critic." Today I pulled her (my "Inner Bi-otch," who we will call Lucinda...for now), out by not being a good co-dependent, but keepin' it real real. Subsequently, I felt a lot of GUILT and a lot of SELF-ESTEEM. Such is the nature of our "Inner Bi-otch (she's a guilty mo-fo)." Um...why am I talking like this? Cuz it's fun!

Just for today, I can be a BI-OTCH.