At 12:00 PM me and Marco lined up to get our plates of food while wearing our NAME TAGS WITH THE RED DOTS (because we read the e-mail that warned us that if we weren't wearing our name tags with the red dots there would be no point in showing up.)

There was a drawing for door prizes and the only prize worth having were movie tickets (cuz I don't need anymore bottles of Two Buck Chuck). And guess who won the movie tickets?!! That's right!

Also, there was a woman reading Tarot cards. I was afraid to go to her, but everyone else seemed happy so I figured (since she works here) she wasn't going to pull out the DEATH CARD and announce that I had terminal disease, a treacherous relationship or the career trajectory Dilbert. So, anyway, I went in and I pulled out:

Past - Woman of the World
Present - Synergy
Future - Hermit, Man of Chrystal, The Magician

IN A NUTSHELL: I'm coming from a strong female tradition of creativity, etc., I'm in a relationship trying to heal all the old stuff, and I'm getting ready to lock myself in a cave (which, quite frankly, feels like what I've been doing) and do some inner soul searching (which, again, I feel like I've done that since I was 8), AND THEN (hopefully sometime soon) I will go forth into the world with male MAN OF CHRYSTAL ENERGY (which has something to do with technology) and make things happen like a Magician Godess flicking boulders down a mountain (thanks Dr. Phil for the imagery). This part I've been waiting to do since I was 8, but if there's more sould searching to do, so be it (I've waited this dang long, a few more years isn't going to waste me).

Relationship: We complement each other well, but we do things differently (uh...yeah?!). The card had swans on it and swans mate for life.

Just for today, I can enjoy Staff Social Day!