I'm thinking of beginning my own business as a Professional Declutterer. My job will be to support people in getting rid of their crap. So, when when my clients say to me, "...but that pile of New Yorkers taking up half my garage space will be worth money some day," I can tell them that, "that's a pile of crap blocking you from your true self." And when they say, "but I bought that Bonnie Tyler album in 1984 with my babysitting money..." I can say, "this is a relic of your past and unless it's in a museum about the history of 80's music, it's crapola." Come to think of it, museums are nothing more than pre-historic crap (I think I just like using the word "crap.")

Speaking of which, I offered my office-mates the opportunity to bid on some of the gems I found during office-clean-up day (including a snow globe/pen holder Chicago memorabilia with pyschedelic snow) at an impromptu office auction, but they told me it's mean to auction away gifts (I also don't think they understood my powerful decluttering abilities).

Just for today, I am a kick-ass declutterer!