I spent yesterday with the Relatively Happily Married Couple (relative only because they have two kids under two) who live down the street. They love me because I play with their kids and they can do things like drink coffee and clean up day old burritos from plastic pails...Anyway, I was telling my friend Montana about my new relationship when her husband walked in and cut to the chase with, "So, how is the sex?!" Before I could answer Montana embarked on her journey into her sexuality as a married woman and how certain things have gotten stretched out. It only took a few minutes for her to pull out her neon vibrator and asked Jack (her husband) in a dead serious tone, "Does this go all the way up me?" Jack thought about it and answered yes, like he was saying yes to salmon for dinner.

Just for today, I can appreciate the lack of sexual hang-ups of my Happily Married Couple Friends.